10. Realize that sexy vampires werewolves don’t exist no matter how much I want them to.
9. Goodbye duckface, hello sparrow mouth!
8. Get dressed before noon.
7. Less Twitter more Facebook!
6. Talk on my phone less. In the bathroom.
5. Prepare for zombies.
4. Prepare for dating in a zombie world.
3. Prepare for S.A.T. tests…in a zombie world.
2. Learn to drive.
1. Learn to drive on roads filled with zombies.