Top 10 Signs Your Car Should Be Recalled

10. Leaks brake fluid, transmission fluid and blood

9. It can only make left turns

8. Ambulances follow you around

7. It was rated a Best Buy by Faulty Wiring Magazine

6. It has the same battery as your watch

5. Heater control is marked Low, High and Sars

4. Page 74 of the owners’ manual advises: Car is for display purposes only

3. Blue book value: $38.75

2. Seatbelts are made of delicious Taffy

1. Dealer promised engine would last as long as your marriage to Britney Spears

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