1. Candidate included weight and all allergies.
2. Candidate stated the ability to persuade people sexually using her words.
3. Candidate wrote résumé as a play – Act 1, Act 2, etc.
4. Candidate explained that getting this job would look really neat on his résumé.
5. Candidate specified emergency contact as the hospital.
6. Candidate included naked picture of himself.
7. Candidate explained the need for multiple bathroom breaks each hour.
8. Candidate’s hobbies included long walks with fiancé and bingo.
9. Candidate included a letter from his mother.
10. Candidate explained that he works well nude.