Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads

10. JRLA — Janet Reno Look-Alike 9. CWP — Cigar-Wielding President 8. MSG S/G W/B M/F KOPWPFYB — Moon walking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys 7. RHMI — Really Hip Macarena Instructor 6. HAWGSOH — Heroin Addict with Great Sense of Humor 5. STLSM — Show Tune-Loving Straight Male 4. SWFWHBTP — Single White Female Who Has Blown the President 3. EHWC — Extremely Hairy White Chick 2. WARSADAP — Works At Radio Shack and Drives A Pinto and the Number One 1. WSUBFC — Will Screw Ugly Bastards for Cash

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