Don’t take Will and Guy’s humorous diet tips too seriously, they’re just for fun. Success comes when you can look beyond food and look down and see your feet.
Always stand sideways on for photographs, it’s really slimming.
Always stand next to a person fatter than you whenever possible.
Always eat in private, if people never see you eat, they’ll believe you when you say you have a thyroid problem.
Convince your friends into thinking how good you’re looking; study and memorize your most flattering pose in a mirror and ensure when anyone sees you, you strike the pose. Problem is that you have to maintain the pose until they leave.
Ladies: Cross your legs at your ankles. Your thighs and calves will look slimmer.
Get a tan. A tan helps you look thinner.
Regular daily laughs equals at least 10 minutes of exercise…
Inside Guy lives a skinny man trying to get out. But he can usually shut him up with chocolate chip cookies.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.