Top Ten Catch Phrases Ryan Seacrest Rejected Before “Seacrest Out!” presented by Ryan Seacrest

10. Seabiscuit out!

9. Wow, I’m gorgeous!

8. Next time bring your sister, you hump.

7. All hail North Korea’s brave leader Kim Jong-Il!

6. This is Ryan Seacrest saying, ‘Don’t let the Asian Bird Flu get you!’

5. I’m lactose-intolerant.

4. Don’t have your pets spayed or neutered.

3. This has been Ryan Seacrest on ‘American Idol,’ or ‘American Top 40,’ or ‘On-Air with Ryan Seacrest,’ or whatever the hell I’m on right now!

2. Vote for Kucinich/Seacrest this November.

1. So long, losers!

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