Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet

1. You kiss your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s home page.
2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
4. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
6. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
7. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap… and your child in the overhead compartment.
8. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8… ISDN… cable modem… T1… T3…
9. And even your night dreams are in HTML.
10. You find yourself typing com after every period when using a word

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