10. We ran out of coffee filters, so I’m using one of my old undershirts.
9. Try our triple cappuccino — It’s a legal alternative to crack.
8. Let me make sure that’s not too hot.
7. You know, I licked every one of these stirrers.
6. One Decaf Venti Skim Latte — 39 dollars.
5. Sugar with that?
4. Grande Caramel Macchaito? Talk English!
3. If I catch any of you people going into a Dunkin’ Donuts for coffee, I’ll break your legs!
2. Some whipped cream for you… and some whipped cream for me.
1. After work, I’m gonna pick up a hooker-uccino.