Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Guy At Starbucks

10. We ran out of coffee filters, so I’m using one of my old undershirts.

9. Try our triple cappuccino — It’s a legal alternative to crack.

8. Let me make sure that’s not too hot.

7. You know, I licked every one of these stirrers.

6. One Decaf Venti Skim Latte — 39 dollars.

5. Sugar with that?

4. Grande Caramel Macchaito? Talk English!

3. If I catch any of you people going into a Dunkin’ Donuts for coffee, I’ll break your legs!

2. Some whipped cream for you… and some whipped cream for me.

1. After work, I’m gonna pick up a hooker-uccino.

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