TRUE STORY

 A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin Motors in

 

Saskatoon for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).

 

He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in mid-October; and

 

of course the lake is frozen.

 

 

These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course

 

the New NAVIGATOR.

 

 

 They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for

 

the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in

 

 the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little

 

 more power than the average drill auger can produce.

 

 

 So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of

 

dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they

 

might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse

 

(and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the

 

following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty

 

thrust,they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

 

 

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the

 

GUNS, and the DOG…???

 

 

Let’s talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING !!!

 

 

Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off

 

across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite,

 

with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

 

 

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins

 

in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler

 

at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his

 

master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.

 

 

The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a

 

Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues

 

on.

 

Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really

 

confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone

 

insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

 

 

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on

 

the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite

 

under the truck and takes off after his master.

 

 

Then””””””””””KAAAAA…BOOOOOOOOOOOOM””””””””””!!!!

 

 

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,

 

leaving the two idiots standing there with…… “I can’t believe this

 

just happened” looks on their faces.

 

 

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake byillegal

 

use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still had ye to

 

make the first of those $560.00 a month payments..

 

In case you are wondering…The dog is okay…

 

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