Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining…

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.
She’s incredibly mixed up, said one doctor. She does everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours.
She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!
The second doctor said, That’s nothing.
Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.
She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
Oh my God! said the first doctor, I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!

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