Two ducks meet in the hotel bar…

Two ducks meet in the hotel bar, have a few drinks and

decide to book into a room for the night. But ever mindful

of safe sex, they ask room service for a packet of condoms.

A few minutes later the condoms arrive and the waiter asks,

“Shall I put it on your bill, Sir?”

“Not bloody likely,” bellows the male duck, “I’m not some

kind of pervert you know.”

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