Two dwarfs who had just done a season with the travelling circus…

Two dwarfs who had just done a season with the travelling

circus, land up in town with wallets full of money, out for a

good time. After doing a round of the bars they end up at the

whorehouse and get taken upstairs by two of the working

girls. Sadly, however much he tries, the first dwarf cannot get

an erection so he spends the night feeling very miserable

particularly as he can hear his mate next door repeating time

and time again, “One, two, three up, one, two, three up.”

The next morning they make their way back to the circus.

The second dwarf asks the first how it went.

“Bloody awful,” he replies. “I couldn’t get it to stand up to

save my life. What about you?”

“Fu*k nothing,” he answers. “I couldn’t even get onto the

bed.”

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