Two dwarfs who had just done a season with the travelling
circus, land up in town with wallets full of money, out for a
good time. After doing a round of the bars they end up at the
whorehouse and get taken upstairs by two of the working
girls. Sadly, however much he tries, the first dwarf cannot get
an erection so he spends the night feeling very miserable
particularly as he can hear his mate next door repeating time
and time again, “One, two, three up, one, two, three up.”
The next morning they make their way back to the circus.
The second dwarf asks the first how it went.
“Bloody awful,” he replies. “I couldn’t get it to stand up to
save my life. What about you?”
“Fu*k nothing,” he answers. “I couldn’t even get onto the