Two fishing pals meet up on the riverbank…

Two fishing pals meet up on the riverbank.

“Hello, Bob,” says his mate. “Long time no see, what’ve you

been up to?”

Bob shakes his head sadly.

“I’ve been on my honeymoon.”

“Well, you sly old fox! You kept that quiet. I bet she’s a pretty

lass.”

“No, not at all. In fact she’s ugly…and she’s useless in bed,”

Bob replies mournfully.

“But, I don’t understand. Why did you marry her then?”

“She’s got worms.”

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