Two friends meet up at the over-60s social club.
“I haven’t seen you in here for a few weeks,” comments the
“No, I’ve been in jail.”
“In jail! What did you do?”
“Nothing. It just so happened that I was walking in the park
when a beautiful young girl and a policeman rushed up and
the girl accused me of sexual assault. Well, at my age, I was
so flattered, I didn’t deny it.”