Two lady golfers were teeing off on the 7th hole when the
second player’s shot went so wide it hit a man on the 8th tee.
He clasped his hands to his crotch in agony as he fell to the
“Oh I’m so very sorry,” said the woman as she ran over to
help him. “Is there anything I can do? I’m a masseuse so I
might be able to ease the pain.”
With that, she ordered the man to lay out on the ground, put
his hands by his side, undid his trousers and started to
massage his manhood. “There, is that helping?” she asked
looking very concerned.
“That’s great,” he replied, “but my finger is still throbbing.”