Two lady golfers were teeing off on the 7th hole…

Two lady golfers were teeing off on the 7th hole when the

second player’s shot went so wide it hit a man on the 8th tee.

He clasped his hands to his crotch in agony as he fell to the

ground.

“Oh I’m so very sorry,” said the woman as she ran over to

help him. “Is there anything I can do? I’m a masseuse so I

might be able to ease the pain.”

With that, she ordered the man to lay out on the ground, put

his hands by his side, undid his trousers and started to

massage his manhood. “There, is that helping?” she asked

looking very concerned.

“That’s great,” he replied, “but my finger is still throbbing.”

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