Two little old spinsters visit the zoo for the day…

Two little old spinsters visit the zoo for the day and end up

watching the elephants. One of the spinsters finds herself

close to the fence and there, not more than a few inches

away, are the elephant’s testicles. Unable to stop herself, she

reaches out and squeezes them. All of a sudden, the

elephant roars loudly, stampedes through the fence and

disappears into the park.

The zoo keeper rushes up to the old spinsters and asks them

what happened. When they’ve finished their explanation, he

drops his trousers and says, “Here, you’d better squeeze

mine in the same way, I’ve got to catch that bugger.”

 

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