Two mates are out fishing for mackerel…

Two mates are out fishing for mackerel when their boat hits

a rock and sinks almost immediately.

“Help, I can’t swim!” cries Jack.

“Don’t worry, jump on my back and I’ll swim for the shore,”

replies Colin. For an hour Colin battles with the waves but

eventually drags himself up onto the beach.

“Hell fire” he pants “I’m fucked.”

“Yes, sorry about that” says Jack “it was the only way I could

stay on.”

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