Two men lived next door to each other for over 20 years…

Two men lived next door to each other for over 20 years but

they couldn’t have been more different. Sam was a model

citizen, church every Sunday, a parish counsellor and a

charity worker. Geoff was a drinker, gambler and a man for

the ladies. Eventually Geoff died, he was quite young but

the riotous life did him no favours. Then 15 years later, Sam

passed away and arrived in heaven where he was astonished

to see his ex-next-door neighbour lounging on a cloud, a

huge barrel of beer next to him and a naked lady sitting on

his lap.

“Why, that’s outrageous!” exclaimed Sam. ‘I strive to be a

good citizen on earth so that I might enjoy the fruits of

heaven and when I get here I see Geoff. He should have

been in hell.”

“Oh he’s in hell alright,” said the angel, “That beer barrel’s

got a hole in it…and the woman hasn’t.”

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