Two men were returning from a sales conference…

Two men were returning from a sales conference. One

turned to the other and said

“When I get home, I’m going to pour myself a large gin and

tonic and put my feet up. What about you, Bob?”

“I’m going to tear my wife’s knickers off,” replied Bob.

“Gosh! I didn’t know you and your wife were still so

passionate!”

“We’re not. It’s just that her knickers are far too tight round

my waist.”

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