Two men were returning from a sales conference. One
turned to the other and said
“When I get home, I’m going to pour myself a large gin and
tonic and put my feet up. What about you, Bob?”
“I’m going to tear my wife’s knickers off,” replied Bob.
“Gosh! I didn’t know you and your wife were still so
“We’re not. It’s just that her knickers are far too tight round