Two men were walking home after a Halloween party…

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. Holy cow, Mister, one of them said after catching his breath, You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night? Those fools! the old man grumbled. They misspelled my name!

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