Two naive young men were sitting in the park talking…

Two naive young men were sitting in the park talking.

“Tell you what, Jake,” said Maurice. “Let’s go down the new

pub tonight, ‘The Crown and Sceptre’. I’ve heard it’s right

good. After you’ve bought the first drink, the rest are free

for the whole night. And then,” he grinned conspirationally,

“you goes out the back and has sex.”

“Are you sure?” asked Jake doubtfully.

“Oh yeah, it was my sister wot told me. That’s wot happened

to her when she went down there the other night.”

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