Two naive young men were sitting in the park talking.
“Tell you what, Jake,” said Maurice. “Let’s go down the new
pub tonight, ‘The Crown and Sceptre’. I’ve heard it’s right
good. After you’ve bought the first drink, the rest are free
for the whole night. And then,” he grinned conspirationally,
“you goes out the back and has sex.”
“Are you sure?” asked Jake doubtfully.
“Oh yeah, it was my sister wot told me. That’s wot happened
to her when she went down there the other night.”