Two old ex-service men were boasting about their past
“When I was in the army, I had hundreds of girls, wherever I
was stationed. We soldiers were real men.”
“Rubbish,” replied the Admiral. “I bet I slept with far more
women than you. Girls like sailors.”
“Okay, okay, when did you last sleep with a woman?”
demanded the soldier.
“About 1958,” replied the Admiral.
“You see! You call that being a ladies’ man?”, said the soldier.
The Admiral looked at his watch and said scornfully, “Well,
it’s only 22.10 now.”