Two old ladies are waiting at the bus stop when it begins to
The first woman, Pam, is smoking, so she takes a condom
out of her bag, snips the end off and puts it over her
cigarette to stop it getting wet.
“That’s a great idea,” enthuses Mabel. “I must do the same,
where do you get them from?”
“Just pop into the chemist’s,” Pam replies.
So when they arrive in town, Mabel heads for the chemist
shop and asks for a packet of condoms.
“What size would that be, Madam?” enquires the assistant.
“I’m not sure,” she replies, “One that fits over a camel, please.”