Two old ladies are waiting at the bus stop when it begins to rain…

Two old ladies are waiting at the bus stop when it begins to

rain.

The first woman, Pam, is smoking, so she takes a condom

out of her bag, snips the end off and puts it over her

cigarette to stop it getting wet.

“That’s a great idea,” enthuses Mabel. “I must do the same,

where do you get them from?”

“Just pop into the chemist’s,” Pam replies.

So when they arrive in town, Mabel heads for the chemist

shop and asks for a packet of condoms.

“What size would that be, Madam?” enquires the assistant.

“I’m not sure,” she replies, “One that fits over a camel, please.”

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