Two old school chums who haven’t seen each other for twenty years bump into each other in the local supermarket…

Two old school chums who haven’t seen each other for

twenty years bump into each other in the local supermarket.

“Hello, Tara, how are you?” asks Helen.

“Very well,” replies Tara, who’s an awful show-off. “Very

well indeed. After I left school, I went into my father’s

business in Switzerland and some years later, I married the

son of one of Switzerland’s largest chocolate manufacturers.

“Oh how nice,” says Helen.

“And then we returned to England some years ago, where we

started an exclusive health farm, catering mostly for the

local celebrities. It’s been a huge success.”

“Oh how nice,” says Helen.

“And now we’re branching out into our own range of

cosmetics, and they are proving to be very popular.”

“Oh how nice,” says Helen.

“Anyway, that’s enough of me. How about you, Helen?”

“Me? Well I went on to finishing school, where one of the

most important things they taught me was to say, ‘Oh, how

nice’ instead of ‘Fu*k you.”

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