Two old women lived in the most boring old people’s home
There was nothing to do but watch TV, play bingo or knit.
“Let’s liven this place up a bit,” said one to the other. “Why
don’t we give the men a thrill and streak past them as they’re
all sitting in their deckchairs.
The other agreed and later in the day, they carried out their
“Did you see that?” one old man asked his companion.
“I did,” he replied “but my eyes aren’t so good these days,
who were they and what were they wearing?”
“I don’t know who they were, but whatever they were
wearing, it needed ironing.”