Two penniless alcoholics are desperately seeking some way
to get more booze when one of them comes up with a great
idea. “Listen, mate, with our last 20p we’ll buy a sausage and
I’ll stick it in your flies. Trust me, it can’t fail.” So they do as
Sid suggests and then go into a bar and order 2 doubles
which they soon put away. When the barman asks for the
money Sid gets down on his knees and sucks the sausage
sticking out of his mate’s trousers.
“Ugh, you filthy buggers, get out of my bar,” yells the
barman, “and don’t let me ever see you in here again.”
The two men successfully repeat the trick all afternoon until
they are so sozzled they can’t stand up.
“Bloody hell,” croaks Sid, “what a day…my knees ain’t half
sore from kneeling down so often.”
“That’s nothing,” replies his mate. “I lost the sausage after
the second pub.”