Two penniless alcoholics are desperately seeking some way to get more booze…

Two penniless alcoholics are desperately seeking some way

to get more booze when one of them comes up with a great

idea. “Listen, mate, with our last 20p we’ll buy a sausage and

I’ll stick it in your flies. Trust me, it can’t fail.” So they do as

Sid suggests and then go into a bar and order 2 doubles

which they soon put away. When the barman asks for the

money Sid gets down on his knees and sucks the sausage

sticking out of his mate’s trousers.

“Ugh, you filthy buggers, get out of my bar,” yells the

barman, “and don’t let me ever see you in here again.”

The two men successfully repeat the trick all afternoon until

they are so sozzled they can’t stand up.

“Bloody hell,” croaks Sid, “what a day…my knees ain’t half

sore from kneeling down so often.”

“That’s nothing,” replies his mate. “I lost the sausage after

the second pub.”

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