Two simple lads were working in the sawmill…

Two simple lads were working in the sawmill when Jack

accidentally cut his arm off. As quick as lightening his mate,

Pete, put it in a plastic bag and rushed them both to hospital.

After four hours the brilliant surgeon had sewn the arm back

on and within 3 months Jack was as good as new. That winter

Jack was so cold, his concentration slipped and he cut off his

right leg. Quick as a flash Pete wrapped up the leg in a

plastic bag and rushed them to hospital. Although the

operation was more difficult, the surgeon, once again,

miraculously attached the leg back to Jack’s body and after 6

months he had fully recovered. The months went by until

one day Jack fell asleep at work and cut his head off. Ready

for every emergency, Pete got the head in a plastic bag and

rushed them to hospital.

“This is a very difficult operation” said the surgeon “it’s

touch and go.” He told Pete to come back the following

morning to see how things were progressing. The next day

Pete arrived at the hospital and met a very serious looking

surgeon.

“I’m sorry, your friend didn’t make it.”

Grief stricken, Pete replied, “I know you did all you could

doc, but you did warn me it might not work.”

“Oh it wasn’t the operation” said the surgeon, “that was

successful, but Jack had suffocated in the plastic bag.

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