Two window cleaners were each working on a separate office block…

Two window cleaners were each working on a separate office

block when Ted shouted over to his mate,

“Hey Pete, come over here a minute.”

Pete put down his sponge and began lowering the cradle to

the ground. However, 1m from the bottom, it stuck and as

he jumped out, his shirt caught on a nail and ripped the

material from top to bottom causing him to lose his balance,

fall over and sprain his ankle. He hobbled over to the other

building and called the lift so that he could reach his mate

who was working on the 20th floor. Unfortunately, the lift

was broken, so he had to hobble up the steps, but on the way

he slipped on a wet patch and fell into the wall, giving

himself a bloody nose. Eventually, he got to the 20th floor

and located his mate.

“I’m here Ted, what’s up?”

“Cor, you took your time! I just wanted to show you I could

see your house from here.”

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