Two women are talking over the garden wall and the conversation turns to money…

Two women are talking over the garden wall and the

conversation turns to money.

“You know, Lauren, I’ve discovered a great way to get more

money out of my old man. Last week I wore a low necked

jumper when we went shopping and as I bent over the

supermarket freezer one of my boobs popped out. You

should have seen Bill, he nearly had a blue fit. I told him it

was because I didn’t have enough money to buy a new bra so

he’s increased my housekeeping. You ought to try it.”

The following week, the two women met up for another chat

and Lauren was asked if she had taken her friend’s advice.

“Oh, it was a disaster,” exclaimed Lauren. “We were just

about to go down the bingo when I lifted my skirt and told

my husband I had no knickers on because I couldn’t afford

to buy any. The old skinflint, he threw me a quid and told me

to buy a comb. At least you can look tidy, he said.”

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