Two women talking over the garden fence.
“Why Samantha, you’re looking very pleased with yourself,
what’s been going on?” asked Julie.
“Well I’ve had the most extraordinary week” replied
“Yesterday I answered the door and standing there was a
beautiful young man who asked me if Ben was in. When I
told him he wasn’t, he took me by the hand, led me upstairs,
put me on the bed and made love to me all morning. My, he
was a big boy! Then yesterday, he came round again, asked
if Ben was in and when I said no, he took me back up to the
bedroom and had me in 3 different positions for more than
3 hours. He never seems to get tired! Then, would you
believe it, he comes back again this morning, asks for Ben
and when I tell him Ben is at work, he carries me up to the
bedroom and takes me time and time again.
Julie, I can’t believe how wonderful it’s been. One thing that
puzzles me though…why does he want to see Ben?”