Two women talking over the garden wall. The first said
“It’s no good Julie, I’m at my wits end. I can’t stand the sight
of George any longer. He treats me like shit, he’s never at
home, he just uses the place as an hotel and I know he’s
shagging everyone in sight. It’s had a terrible effect upon
me, I’ve already lost a stone in weight.
“Leave him Sylvia, leave him today and take him for
everything you can,” replied her outraged friend.
“Oh I will, I will, but first I’ve just got to lose another half