Two young women talking over the garden wall. “You know
Julie, this is the last straw,” said Carry. “I’ve had it up to here
with men, they lie, cheat and are no damned good. From
now on, if I want sex, I’ll use a vibrator.”
“But what if the batteries run out, what will you do then?”
she asked her friend.
“Then I’ll do what I did with Harry, I’ll fake an orgasm.”