Capricorn – no other star sign rhymes with horn. Although factually accurate, the previous statement bears no real relation to your valentine’s horoscope.
Today will be a mixed bag of blessings and misfortune. Blessings will come in the guise of beautiful people all wanting to contact you out of the blue and ravish your very being. Misfortunes will come in the rather more evident guise of waking up to discover that this is untrue. Yes, that’s right – it was all a dream! You are my favourite cliche.
If it’s true that in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is King, you have every chance in this god-awful world of ugly and crazy people. You may exhibit parts of these two facets yourself, but you’re still better than so many others.