Valentines day is just a massive hassle…

Valentines day is just a massive hassle… 


1. Remember to text my girlfriend a big lovey dovey message at the start of the day. 

2. Remember to buy her a card in my lunch break. 

3. Buy her some more crap in the rush hour after work before I meet her. 

4. Take her to a fancy restaurant and pay for a pointlessly expensive meal. 

5. Take her back to her place and give her some gentle, passionate love when all I want to do is excessively fuck the shit out of her. 


And I have to do all this then drive home without my wife finding out.

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