Valentines gifts

I’ve just been into Anne Summers to buy my wife some valentines gifts.

I bought her 2 sets of handcuffs, 4 pairs of crotchless knickers, a giant butt plug, a 12 inch vibrator, a bondage whip, a naughty nurses outfit and 6 huge glow in the dark penis shaped helium balloons.

Will she be happy with it all? I don’t know.

But what I do know is that on February 14th her grave will stand out more than any others in the cemetery.

 

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