WHAT A MAN WANTS

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says I’ll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla.

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: What do you want, fat-head?

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, Why did you call him that?

I’ll tell you why, says the dad. There’s really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That’s mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along.

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