What my mother taught me!

My mother taught me LOGIC:
If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.

My mother taught me MEDICINE:
If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.

My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD:
If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job!

My mother taught me ESP:
Put your sweater on; don’t you think that I know when you’re cold?

My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE:
What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you…Don’t talk back to me!

My mother taught me HUMOR:
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT MARRIAGE:
How do you think you got here?

My mother taught me about GENETICS:
You are just like your father!

My mother taught me about my ROOTS:
Do you think you were born in a barn?

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE:
When you get to be my age, you will understand.

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
Just wait until your father gets home.

My mother taught me about RECEIVING:
You are going to get it when we get home.

And my all time favorite thing, JUSTICE:
One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU… then you’ll see what it’s like.

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