When I won the lottery I decided to phone my ex-wife…

When I won the lottery I decided to phone my ex-wife to rub it in.

“I bet you feel gutted knowing that I’ve won six million quid and you could’ve had half if you hadn’t cheated on me”, I sneered at her, thinking I’d finally managed to get the last word.

“On the contrary, I’m delighted for you”, she replied. “It’s about time your balls dropped”.

Bitch.

 

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