When Samantha was expecting twins she interrupted a burglary…

When Samantha was expecting twins she interrupted a

burglary and got shot twice in the stomach. Fortunately, the

babies were delivered safely but the bullets were never

recovered. Seventeen years went by, when one day her

daughter came to her in great distress.

“Oh mum, I just been to do a wee and all of a sudden, out

popped a bullet.”

Samantha told her it was nothing to worry about and

explained what had happened all those years ago. A little

later she caught sight of her son, sitting down with his head

in his hands. She went up to him, put her arms round his

shoulders and said, “Don’t worry, I think I can guess what

happened. You went to the toilet and a bullet came out.”

“Oh no, mum, it wasn’t like that. I was having a wank and I

shot the dog.”

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