Where’s Dad?

Father’s Day is the day we honor dear old dad only if we can find him. Good places to look for: – At the golf course — in the rough.
– At the bank — cursing the ATM machine.
– On top of the house — trying to trying to hook up the dish before the game starts.
– Under the car — watching the oil drip.
– At the hardware store, bragging to a total stranger about his kids.

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