Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?

Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? 

Three reasons: 

1. There are more lawers then rats.

2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.

3. There are some things a rat will not do.

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