“You knew we were going out tonight, yet you spent even

longer on the golf course today,” she yelled.

“I’m sorry, love, it couldn’t be helped,” replied her husband.

“Old Cyril dropped dead on the 11th hole so from then on

in we played a hole, dragged Cyril, played a hole, dragged

Cyril…”

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