* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, Ask again later.
* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells Go Fish!
* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
* His idea of an out of body experience involves whipped cream and women’s clothing.
* His spoon bending requires two pliers.
* Sign in window: As Seen on ’60 Minutes.
* During card-reading, asks if you want to hit or stand.
* Insists that your astrological sign is The Armadillo.
* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.
* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.